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Friday, January 27, 2012

Portal: Interdimensional Translocational Madness

           

      A world of science and cake(the cake is a lie) await you in this mind numbingly masterful puzzle game. Testing your brain and your patience against a smart mouthed computer bent on world domination is more fun than a barrel of fish shaped monkeys.



                                                                                                    
                                  
     Despite its relatively quick play-through, I started a new game as soon as I finished.  It was just worth another play.   Glados is evil, in the funniest way you can imagine.  Constantly berating you for thwarting her fowl plans, and passing the "tests"  she has made.
              She eventually gets fed up with you and attempts to kill you.  This is where the game gets good.
You escape her attempt at homicide into the walls of the complex...


                                                                                                                                                    

   I'll stop here so I dont spoil the ending for anyone who hasn't played it yet.
   I feel like Portal is the best of the best in PC gaming.  But that's just one gamers opinion.
 
                  Portal cake recipe: http://www.food.com/recipe/cake-from-portal-264919


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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Morrowind: The Elder Scrolls III Why beat it when you can just play forever?

  From start to finnish this game has it all.  I personally have been playing it for years, and still have not run out of things to do. The graphics are amazing
and the quest-line draws you in. Throw in 500+ side missions and you have yourself a hell of a game.  Leaping massive distances and levitating to high spots make this game supremely awesome.  Magic,  mayhem and much more await the brave adventurer in this world of fantastic illusion. Battling  robots and skeletons, Covering massive distances to recover sacred artifacts, casting spells of constant heal making yourself near invincible, it all adds up to a spectacular gaming experience.
 If you haven't played it yet I recommend it highly.




"Morrowind" is owned by  Bethesda Softworks LLC. a ZeniMax Media Company.  No infringement is intended by this blog.